Grape Ape.
Over 40-feet high
Grape Ape.
Just a little bit shy
Grape Ape.
For a super strong guy
Yup, that's me.
The great, Grape Ape
Grape Ape.
If he comes to your town
Grape Ape.
He will really put down
Grape Ape.
Any bad guy around
The great, Grape Ape
What a sight to see him chuggin' block after block.
Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock.
The big, big, big, big, gorilla
Grape Ape.
I do not recommend
He is one to offend
Grape Ape.
So be sure he's your friend
Better be sure.
The great, Grape Ape
Yup, that's me.
04_The Grape Race-The Big Parade
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Really Grand Prix is about to start.
And just look at those fantastic entries at the starting line.
That recognizably remarkable racer, the Rowdy Roadster.
A favorite of racing fans everywhere,
that maddeningly magnificent marvel, the Monster Mobile.
The Monster Mobile is really designed to chew up the road.
The practically patented and perfectly perfect participant,
the Piston Pirate.
And just pulling up to the starting line,
the Turnpike Terror and the Jim Dandy Jet.
Take my word for it, there's going to be
a lot of surprises in this race.
Hey, Grapey, now get a load of that sign.
Driver wanted for cross country race.
Easy money, scenic route, no experience necessary.
Ha-ha, well, come on, my purple pal.
We are gonna enter a race.
Let's roll it.
Grape Ape.
The Triple X Double Whammy 8,
my greatest triumph, Mr. Wheeler.
You build a great car, Zoomerini,
but if we don't get a driver soon,
it's not gonna get to starting line.
Well, can I help it if it's so advanced and so powerful,
that no one wants to drive it?
Hello, boss,
uh, you do look like the boss.
Huh, I like that shirt, ha.
We are applying for the job
of the cross country driver.
- We? - We?
Ah, yeah, me and uh, Grape Ape here.
Yikes, it's a gorilla!
Gorilla, shmorilla, if they're dumb enough to drive
the Triple X Double Whammy 8, let 'em.
Oh, boy, huh-huh, you're fantastic, boss.
We're destined to win, Henchly,
since the Phantom Flipper
will be the only car in the race, huh-huh-huh.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big moment is here.
Uh-oh, wait a minute,
it looks like there's a last minute entry.
Beegle Beagle and Grape Ape ready to race right now.
Yeah, right, Beegley Beagley.
Gentlemen, start your engines.
On your mark, get set, go.
What a fantastic start, ladies and gentlemen.
In the first moments of the race,
we already have a six-way tie, for last place.
So, now it looks like the race has narrowed down
to two favorites, the Triple X Double Whammy 8,
and the Phantom Flipper.
Which one will win the Really Grand Prix?
What a silly question?
The Triple X Double Whammy will never get passed
the first marker, right, Henchly?
Right, boss.
Hey, wow-wee, ha!
There's no way we can lose with this car, huh?
Some ride, isn't it?
So-so-some ride, Grape Ape.
Get the map out, Henchly.
Uh, you mean, the Grand Prix road map, boss?
No, the shortcut, sneaky tricks and booby traps, map.
Now, where's the shortcut?
Uh, right here, boss.
And the bridge?
Right here, boss.
No, it isn't.
Huh, it isn't?
Ha-ha-huh.
At least it won't be when we get through with it.
- Huh-huh-huh. - Oh, Huh-huh.
Then the dentist said, how would you like to see
some fancy bridge work? Huh-huh-huh.
Cut the corn and cut the bridge.
Okay, that does it, boss.
Take her away.
Huh-huh-huh, with pleasure.
This oughta stop our friends in the Triple X Double Whammy 8.
Well, there's the marker, Grape Ape.
The bridge, we're right on course.
On course, of course.
Grape Ape.
Look, huh-huh, they're coming, boss.
Yeah, but they aren't going anywhere.
- Yeah, huh-huh-huh. - Huh-huh-huh.
I don't get it, boss.
Well, purp, we should roll up a big lead
once we cross this bridge, ha, pal?
Yeah, Beegley Beagley.
Grape...what bridge?
What do you mean, huh?
Yeow!
Hold on, Grape Ape!
It's a bird, no it's a plane, it's a...
It's a flop.
- Look. - Huh?
Attaboy, Grape Ape.
Not the smoothest bridge I've ever been on,
but who's complainin'?
Uh-oh,
we can't go straight up.
It looks like we're gonna have to use some uh, muscle.
Got it, pal?
Got it, Grape Ape.
Just call me Beegle Knievel.
Grape Ape, I'm beginning to get the idea someone
doesn't want us to finish this race.
Yeah.
For one thing, this sure is the stickiest road.
It looks like glue.
Glue, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Yeah, and we're stuck in it.
Uh, you got any pull around here, my purple pal?
Oh, yeah, Beegley Beagley.
Lots of pull.
Ah, that's a little too much pull, old buddy.
[Grand Prix]
Oh, boy, there's nothin' like a drive in the mountains
to pass the time, right, boss?
Yeah, while we take the shortcut across the valley.
Pikes Peak,
we'll never get over it in time, pal.
Don't worry, Grape Ape.
- Help! - Help!
Perfect, now put the sign up, Henchly.
Death valley ahead.
Last official Grand Prix pit stop.
Well, once we cross death valley,
we'll be headin' for the finish line.
Uh, but first, we better pull into the pit stop, hmm?
Fill her up.
Right you are, sir.
Uh, pull up a little and we'll give you the works.
Yeah, the works.
- This okay? - Perfect.
Uh-oh.
Well, they gave us the works all right.
Look, Grape Ape, we've been tricked again.
Look, ha-ha-ha, it's a bird.
- No, it's a plane. - No, it's a purple dummy
and his Beagle buddy.
Well, looks like we'll have to hitchhike home.
Hey, why not?
Yeah, Beegley Beagley, hitchhike.
Do you see what I see?
I sure do, a 40-foot gorilla-la-la hitchin' a ride.
What do we do?
Anything he wants. Lower the wheels.
Nice goin', pal.
Head for the finish line.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
And we are at the finish line, ladies and gentlemen,
wondering who will win the Really Grand Prix.
Wait, here comes the Phantom Flipper
and the Triple X Double Whammy 8 is no where to be seen.
Wait, strike that.
Here comes Grape Ape and the Triple X Double Whammy 8 now.
They're passing the Phantom Flipper.
And they're in a dead heat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's anyone's race now.
We are gonna win it, Grape.
Uh-oh.
Oh, what a time to run out of gas.
Get 'em, gorilla.
Where did we go wrong, Henchly?
Back at the starting line.
Congratulations and for winning the Really Grand Prix,
here is a check for $50,000.
Hey, how 'bout that, my purple pal?
- We is rich. - Yeah, Beegley Beagley.
Grape Ape.
Uh, just a minute, Mr. Beegle.
Here's a bill for what it's going to cost to repair
the Triple X Double Whammy 8.
Uh, $50,000?
Well, at least we get to keep the car, huh, purp?
Yeah, but my feet hurt.
Well then, my purple pal, I will take over.
Okie-dokie, Grape Ape.
Well, one thing for sure, the Triple X Double Whammy 8
sure don't use any gas, huh-huh-ha.
[Jewelry exchange office]
Ah-huh, grubbs, there's nothing like parade music
for an ingenious international jewel thief to work by.
Huh-huh-huh-huh.
But, Duke, stealin' the Pink Palamazoo diamond,
how we gonna get it passed all those people?
We don't, don't you remember plan one?
The Pink Palamazoo will be carried off
in front of the whole city by a baby blue gorilla.
Oh, by a baby blue...
Yes, baby blue.
[Both] Huh-huh-huh.
[Groceries]
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
I love a parade.
I love a...
What a doll.
I'm in love.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
You're in what?
Love?
With what?
Blue ape, blue ape.
Baby blue ape.
Have you gone bananas, Grape?
Who ever heard of a 40-foot baby blue girl ape?
Uh, to think of it, who heard of a 40-foot purple boy ape?
Here comes our baby blue accomplice now.
Time for plan two.
Plan two, plan two what?
Oh, that's plan two, ha-ha.
Now I remember.
Par!
Now, plan three.
With my remote control device
I merely disconnect the connecting cable.
Then I activate the jetpack I planted inside the blue ape,
and fly her straight to our secret hideout.
Habbeho and away we go.
Once more now.
You just thought you saw a baby blue girl ape.
Got it?
Got it!
I got it, I got it, oh boy, have I got it.
No, the Pink Palamazoo diamond,
it's been stolen!
And there go the culprits,
two giant apes and a little mutt.
Oh, oh, my, first I lose my diamond,
now I must be losing my marbles.
Quickly, grubbs, our baby blue accomplice is due any time.
Now, it's time for plan six, remember?
Plan six?
- Yes. - No.
Oh, well here, does this help you remember?
Oh, uh, now I remember.
uh, climb up the ladder and get the diamond.
And in just 10 seconds, the Pink Palamazoo diamond
will be all mine! Huh-huh-huh.
Tell her to stop the balloon.
We wanna get off.
Say, ah!
I'm in love, Grape Ape.
Oh, just what I need, a lovesick Grape Ape.
Plan six, balloon's mouth, remove diamond.
Plan six, balloon's mouth, huh-huh-ha.
Ahhh...
Hey, Duke, the Pink Palamazoo ain't here.
Besides, you're color-blind.
This here ain't no baby blue balloon ape.
Ahhhh.
This here's a purple real ape that say, ah!
A real 40-foot purple ape?
Grape Ape.
I'm-I'm sorry, Mr. Ape.
Ah, you see, I thought you was somebody else.
To, uh, coin an expression, there's uh,
some kind of monkey business goin' on here.
What's the matter with you?
I'm allergic to 40-foot gorillalalas.
Are you forgetting the Pink Palamazoo?
No, but I'm rememberin' the purple ape-a-roo.
Oh, so that's it.
They're for real jewel stealers.
I like you, I do, I do.
Grape Ape.
- You sure this'll work, boss? - Of course I'm sure.
That jolly purple giant is going to put diamond
right in my hands.
All together, now, heave.
Wow-zee, wow, wow, wow-zee, wow-zee, wow, wow, wow.
I got it, I got it, I...
You mean, I got it.
Hmm, my lovesick buddy is useless.
Huh, but, if that chopper has a radio,
I could call the police.
And here's another important announcement.
Yup, it's got one.
In a daring daylight robbery today,
the famous Pink Palamazoo diamond was stolen.
Oh, so that's it.
By a giant purple ape, a giant baby blue ape,
and a short dog-type.
Hey wait, that sounds like us.
Don't be shy, Grape Ape.
Hey, will you knock off that love stuff, Grape Ape?
We are in trouble.
Why, Grape Ape?
Why, the police think that you and me and her
stole that diamond.
You mean, baby blue?
Yup, so we have to get it back to clear ourselves.
Don't go away, Grape Ape.
You try it.
Okie-dokie, Beegley Beagley.
Let us vacate.
- Get 'em! - Got 'em!
- Duke, we're got good. - Oh, nonsense,
I'm sure that purple Romeo
would prefer his baby blue Juliet to a pink diamond.
Just watch.
Oh, wow-zee, wow, wow, wow-zee.
- Huh? - psst,
drop everything and go to her.
Good idea, Grape Ape.
Yahoozee, she loves me, she loves me.
Oh, wow-zee whoo.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Oh, not again, Grape!
We got crooks to catch.
And we've got a helicopter to catch.
Gotcha, Grape Ape.
Let her go, Grape!
They're getting away.
She loves me.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Wow!
Whoops, Grape Ape.
Huh-huh-huh.
Okay, baby blue eyes, you're on our side now.
I'm sorry, Beegley Beagley.
You'll be even sorrier if we don't stop those two.
You won't get away!
Who's going to stop us?
Ha-ha, chuckle-chuckle, ha-ha.
Me and my purple pal, ha, ha, chuckle!
That's who, and baby blue eyes.
Baby blue eyes is back.
That's right, purple pal.
Now, just hold her hand.
And away we go!
Oh, devil traps.
Hold it right there.
Right there, Grape Ape.
One ape power is no match against 900 horsepower.
Oh, so you wanna play, eh?
Well, how about a game of.. tug a ape.
You're on, but you lose.
Your one ape is no match against my two engines.
You're losing.
Don't use your head, Grape Ape.
Use your feet!
Whoa, Grape Ape.
Give it full throttle, then watch us go.
I'm watchin', boss.
But all we're goin' is goin' to pieces.
Yes, so it appears.
Well, Dukey, give up?
Never, I am not going to end up
in the hands of a purple simian.
You were sure right, boss.
We ended up in the mouth of a baby blue simian.
Oh, shush, I know, I know.
[City jail]
Put me down, you big ape.
Okie-dokie, Grape Ape.
And one thing more.
What, Grape Ape?
Will you stop with that grape aping already?
Sure, Grape Ape.
Congratulations, Mr. Beegle and uh, Mr. Grape Ape.
Heroes like you two are uh, very rare.
Uh, well, shucks,
any citizen woulda done the same thing, ha-ha-huh.
Right, purple pal?
Right, Beegley Beagley.
Well, there's a mighty big reward
for the return of the Pink Palamazoo diamond.
Mr. Grape Ape, I wish I had a reward
big enough to give to you.
You do, Grape ape.
I do, what?
Grape Ape.
Why, certainly, she's all yours.
Wow-zee, wow, wow, wow.
Oh, no!
Hey, wait for me, Grape!
Ahhh...
Uh, about my reward?
Yes?
Uh, send it to me.. air mail.
Ahhh...
Together at last, Grape Ape.
Uh, puppy love is one thing,
but Grape Ape love is ridiculous.
Yeah, ridiculous, ridiculous.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
By: Reza Fa.